Short people insults

Have you looked back at your life and thought of all the people who have annoyed you in some way? You will notice that most of them seemed to be short people. This is because short people tend to be overly aggressive, antagonistic, and have a bossy attitude especially towards persons taller than them. In fact, they tend to be overachievers in everything including insulting others. They can really put you down regardless of your height. Always be armed with these awesome short people insults to ensure you are not torn into pieces with these so called small people. 

The best insults for short people

  • Despite being an adult, you still shop in the children’s section.
  • It’s unfortunate that you have to stand in the middle of every group photo in order to be noticed.
  • When you take off your heels, people will be saying, ‘you mean you are that short?
  • You are so short that people have to hi-five over your head.
  • Hey shorty, how is the weather down there?
  • How does it feel to know that you’ve already stopped growing?
  • You look like you are 12 when you don’t wear any makeup.
  • How can someone be so hugely irritating when they are awfully small?
  • You’ll need a tall spouse so that you look up to them.
  • Did I see you in the ‘Little Man’ movie?
  • Does everyone have to lean down to give you a hug?
  • If you smoked weed, you would definitely feel HIGH.
  • Did your parents have to buy more than one booster seat when you were a child?
  • You cannot call anyone without jumping on the buttons of your phone because you were so short.
  • Given your height, you cannot tell whether you have a headache or foot ache whenever you feel pain.
  • You are the long forgotten dwarf that nobody ever thinks about.
  • Hello, is it as hot down there as it is up here?
  • By the time you realize it was raining, you would have drowned.
  • You are too short that for you to reach manhood you’ll need a ladder.
  • You are always the last one to know when it rains.
  • If you pulled your socks up you’d be blind as you are so short.
  • You are so short you can easily do sit ups under your bed.
  • Anyone who ever loved must have strained to be on the same level with you.
  • I hate the things you choose to be, your height being top of the list.
  • I hope your troubles are as short as you are, because if they were longer, you’d be dead.
  • Considering your height, don’t even think of playing so hard to get because you are already so hard to be noticed.
  • Your words should match you height: short.
  • You are obviously too short to be burdened by the abundance of education.
  • If it snowed, you’d be buried underneath.
  • I pray that in your next life you don’t be as short.
  • Stupidity is obviously not a reserve for tall people.
  • Now I see why everyone talks above you.