Rhyming Insults

We can really try to be poetic and at the same time dealing hurtful verbal blows at people. Let me tell you one of the perks of using rhyming insults and rhyming roast lines, they leave room for admiration. Trust me, even the person you insulted would not be able to help but marvel at your poetic insult later and your use of lines and rhymes. It is not even difficult, you could simply try twisting the nursery rhymes you already know into lines and rhymes with hurtful words that would totally drop the jaws of the other party while you are having fun.

All the best Rhyming insults and roasts

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, all humans are pretty, but what happened to you? 
  • Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wish you to be far, 
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, bet you did not know, how it sucks to be you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, with a face like yours, you should sit in a zoo.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star, I could kick you from my car.
  • I might laugh at your face, I am not sorry, I laugh at any mistake.
  • You are not allowed to speak, because you are despicable and weak.
  • If you ever feel lonely and blue, remember that Frankenstein was ugly too.
  • If you died and went to hell, there would be no bell.
  • Roses are red, vampires are green. Take a look in the mirror, you would get what I mean.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, monsters are nasty, but not as nasty as you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I’ve got five fingers, the middle one is for you. 
  • I would lift my leg and give you a shower, if I happened to be a dog and you a flower.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; if I had a s***, that would be you.
  • The day you say something reasonable is the day I will start my research on the drag coefficient of automobile tyres running in an ocean.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star, how I what you are, throw you out of my car, like the s*** that you are.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I can conveniently say, dollop heads are you. 
  • Please go away, you are full of hard air, you blew my stuff away.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; all s*** are brown, just like you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; we all came pretty, popped from where did you?
  • Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the finest of them all? Even if the world has only you, it still would not be you.

Even more rhyming insults

  • Roses are red, violets are blue; the zoo is out of monkeys. Your family would do.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; if everyone were angels, heaven is still far from you.
  • Twinkle twinkle you w****, know your legs are not a door?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue; if heaven’s gates were thrown open, it would still be rejected for you.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star, I’d love to jam you with my car, fling you off the mountain top so high, that you break your spine and die.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star, you cannot keep your beeswax in the sky.
  • How many rounds do I have to hit, just to get you to quit your bullshit?
  • You are so dense that you have got no common sense.
  • You are as dumb as a brick and just as twice as thick.
  • Use the door, you dumbass w****.
  • Bet you cannot make a rhyme. You definitely suck all the time.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Popcorn on the fire, best describes you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you passed a forest and all the birds flew.
  • Twinkle twinkle little star; sit at home and play a stare.
  • Roses are red, mosquitoes cause malaria, and you are the only mosquitoes in the area.
  • Listening to you, causes me much pain all because you cannot use your brain.
  • Watching you makes me want to kill. I must admit, seriously, I cannot deal. 
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, beauty fills the earth, just who gave you birth?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, on this whole planet, you are one crazy maggot.